fergus fat ward

Fergus fat ward is a fat greasy prick who has a pedo dad and shags dogs and also fancies little girls

Fergus fat ward is fat and greasy

by Joebobuuuuu December 1, 2022

Ultra fat

When u more fat Than Kim jong OOF

Guy: bitch u ultra fat
Girl: no u

by Kevindafuckboi1337 September 10, 2018

Does this shirt make me look fat

A guy's worst nightmare

Leah: Does this shirt make me look fat?
Jay: Uh oh-

by Not a heather January 16, 2022

Fat

fat after coronavirus is over

1.Me

2.My cat

3.My mom
4.My dad
Not fat after coronavirus

1.My fucking stepbrother

omg why do you not fit in your pants anymore.. its cuz I'm fucking fat

by Chiseled Shower Stocker November 3, 2020

Fat Beaver

1. Also known as the Castor Gras. Appending fur (like that of a dog or other household pet) to the condom with an adhesive before commencing any sexual act involving penetration.

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I wanted to try something new last night with Tina, so I shaved my dog and glued the fur to my condom. This is known as a 'fat beaver', in memory of George Colpitts.

by The King of Old Broadway December 22, 2008

Fat Nose Fuck

Used for tall, broke, and skinny fucks, who can’t play any sports because they will dislocate his knee.

Look at Cody, he is a Fat Nose Fuck!

by Get Fuckeddd October 15, 2019

Fat

The almighty insult. There is no insult more powerful than this. If you get called this, you might as well just give up. This insult is so powerful that no human being can withstand it's incredible power that it holds within itself.

Jack: You're fat
Jessie: *dies*

by SilverShark December 16, 2021