dead cat

it's your pet cat who died years ago

I ate my dead cat

by help my dead cat $@) June 3, 2021

Cat tank

When you fuck your cat for misbehaving

Mickey was misbehaving so i took the cat tank approach while jimmy cried with a sock in his mouth.

by Jake 9 April 27, 2017

cat

it is cat

i eat cat

by my phone number 34334 743087 February 22, 2023

Cat

Obnoxious animals that will crap on u

My cat is CRUL

by ⊂((・⊥・))⊃ May 11, 2019

cat

A cute thing that is lazy but good and likes to claw your furniture instead of the fucking scratching post that you got just for it. They also don't use the cat door they just wait and meow at your door until you let them in.

aw shit, my cat just destroyed my couch but look how cute it is aww meow to you sir.

by mr cat loves chickens May 7, 2019

fyoozhn's cat

it's like schrödinger's cat, but it never dies because fyoozhn isn't an evil bastard.

Wow! I'm so glad that no cats were harmed in the thought experiment of fyoozhn's cat.

by fyoozhn October 30, 2025

cat zone

a saying to tell you to not talk about anything unholy or to stop talking about the subject your on

“hold on im going into a cat zone real quick”

“yeah she definitely is hoeing around with... cat zone... uhm did you do the math homework last night?”

by dumassbitchasswhoreassbitch December 14, 2019