finger dicking

Finger Dicking is when you are doing a job but are getting nowhere due to incompetence and someone else come over and completes it immediately.

We had E&E personnel finger dicking a duct for a shaft driven compressor on a CV-22 for an hour and a half. The expeditor came and completed the job in fifteen seconds.

by El Jai November 15, 2019

dick truck

A truck similar to a good truck, but you get dick instead.

It's like whale sex, but it's dick trucks.

by j_dawg129 February 5, 2017

Dick Chills

Masculine variant of Douche Chills.

Tom: Watching Taylor Hicks attempt to kick over a microphone stand on American Idol gave me douche chills.

Mike: Tom, you're a guy, you don't get douche chills, you get dick chills.

by WolverineJesus October 23, 2011

dick muncher

dick muncher

people can be such dick munchers

by MYNAMEisjeff1 February 26, 2015

DICK-TATER

When you Jack off onto a tater tot and your woman eats it.

We were eating tater tots in the bed, we decided to have sex. , When I climaxed I shot my load onto the last tot, creating my first DICK-TATER ....and yes as soon as I made it was gone........Also known as an ( IDAHO NUT CHUNK )

by Sick Em D November 3, 2022

curb dick

When a man has road rash on his penis.

Dude I was rollerblading yesterday and jimmy pulled my pants down. I banged my dick so hard on the street I got curb dick.

by RumpleShitSkin November 30, 2016

Dick Riding

The act of hovering around or overpraising someone to seek and gain approval

This dude: Yo, I just got $20 today. Get ur cash up, broke boy.
That one nigga: Wow, really? You're so rich! You know, some starving kids in Africa can't even get 20 CENTS!

Question: Who the FUCK asked about the starving kids in africa, cuz it wasn't me, what is this nigga on about, not only is he dick riding, he's hitting fucking 2k celebrations on that shit, man this nigga upgrading his avatar on that dick i swear to fucking god

by Yappatron 3,000 November 1, 2023