Staycation Dick

A dick that falls in between boyfriend dick and vacation dick. You can ride it every night, you just have to pack the lube.

She told Michael he was bigger than boyfriend dick, but not quite vacation dick—she could ride him nightly if there was lube provided, a nice Staycation dick.

by LeighCalli August 6, 2020

Dick Nibblers

Otherwise known as teeth, used to tell the recipient that you are actually doing something.

I told Kat to Brush her Dick Nibblers and be ready in 5 minutes.

by Pegleg T August 11, 2020

Titty dicks

When his/her nips are long and saggy like a soft penis.

Yo dave .... I just seen Jens titty dicks on porn hub .... There huge

by Whitenight87 August 19, 2020

Cheesesteak Dick

Ones incredibly thick dick after ejaculation, when the sperm is trickling down the shaft.

Jake: "Hey, man, get ready! We're leaving soon!"
Frank: "Ah yeah, just give me second while I clean up my cheesesteak dick!"

by im high as fuck right now June 14, 2020

Dick crabs

When you fuck the bitch so hard but at the end you find out she had the coochie virus so now you got Dem thicccccc lil ass crabs that bit your dick and eat your cum yummy

No example bc I don't wanna get dick crabs

by Stanky lil girl coochie June 25, 2020

britta dick

A britta dick is a member of your household that uses the same britta filter, but leaves the pitcher empty or with so little water in it as to be unsatisfactory to a thirsty person.

"Dude! Don't be a Britta dick! Fill the pitcher back up!"

by LazyFruitLoop June 25, 2020

Mario Dick

A dick that is short and fat. comparable with the fact Mario and Luigi have different heights and weights.
Basically a chode.

Hahaha Jamie really has a Mario Dick!

by tommyboygamer123 July 6, 2020