The Maastrichtse cheese market is a sexual technique where two men (or any other genders that have penile genitalia) touch penis tips, where preferably their foreskins touch like a Chinese finger trap. Their dickcheese will then be allowed to transfer from one person to the other, accomplishing a "cheese trade" as they do in the Dutch cheese market in Maastricht, The Netherlands.
Yesterday evening, me and my boyfriend tried the Maastrichtse cheese market. My penis got infected the day after.
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Get the Maastrichtse cheese market mug.The inhalation of potent cheeses due to a chronic addiction to said potent cheeses usually of the smoked or blue veined categories.
girl: do you know what is blue and veiny and I love it?
boy: a cock?
girl: no you dick... cheese!!!
boy: haha you are such a cheese lung!
boy: a cock?
girl: no you dick... cheese!!!
boy: haha you are such a cheese lung!
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I was wanking my willy the other day and I had to piss so I accidentally released a big load of cheese.
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