Occuring annually on September 24th, this festive celebration celebrates all things cum.
People typically celebrate baking using cum, decorating their houses and streets with cum, and creating cum related artwork.
It also permits men to cum whenever they feel like it during intercourse with zero regret whatsoever
People typically celebrate baking using cum, decorating their houses and streets with cum, and creating cum related artwork.
It also permits men to cum whenever they feel like it during intercourse with zero regret whatsoever
Hey what are your plans this for National cum day?
My friends and I are gonna visit go to the movies, how bout you?
Oh I'm headed to my girlfriends house, her parents have some surprise planned for us
My friends and I are gonna visit go to the movies, how bout you?
Oh I'm headed to my girlfriends house, her parents have some surprise planned for us
by Probably a doctor September 11, 2021
by Jdunzo December 08, 2024
Extremely Hot Female Cashier: "Alright, this will equal to 5 dollars and 53 cents"
Me: "What if I gave you a cum sum that you'll want to pay that much for?"
"Hell ya baby!"
Me: "What if I gave you a cum sum that you'll want to pay that much for?"
"Hell ya baby!"
by Retard_Ryan February 09, 2023
When you and/or your sexual other Is so exhausted from cumming and you have to stop because you have no moore fluid in your body and/or can not physically continue doing sex.
by Aaron Ms.megan Moore July 18, 2023
The cum father is an ultimate creature that men pray to before having sex.
It also is a big wad of cum.
It also is a big wad of cum.
by G.L.B's Channel December 03, 2022
A cum child is when you're full of cum, and you have so much inside you, that you can push it out in one big squezze.
by CumChildInMeLakatPlsAndTY January 22, 2023
Two of the most legendary crustaceans to ever walk the earth, we mortals did not deserve to stand by as witnesses. Eventually imprisoned and locked away by human greed and gluttony at a local Tops Friendly Market where they were left to rot. However, they were saved by the Spirit of Fishmas, and rescued from their tank. Unfortunately, this wasn't the freedom they expected, as they were immediately forced to fight each other to the death, and ultimately succumbed to death by a boiling pot containing scorching water and lemon butter sauce.
Anthony: "Are you ready to watch The Throngler and Big Cum fight?!"
JD: "Hell yeah I am, I got $20 riding on The Throngler!"
JD: "Hell yeah I am, I got $20 riding on The Throngler!"
by AFellowMalaysian December 06, 2024