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brown flat 

1. Round flat poop resembling the shape and size of a table tennis paddle. Not to be confused with Browns Flat, the rural community in Kings County, New Brunswick, Canada.
"I've been shitting out brown flats ever since I lost a table tennis tournament and Jerry shoved the flat side of the paddle up my ass."
brown flat by Tonyvenom September 22, 2017

brown potato

A potato that has been carefully curated inside one's anus.
"Sheila invited me over to her place last night. I know she's into pegging so I let her find my brown potato."

brown annie

Irish ghost that shits in your bed. attracted to power lines.
darling did you shit the bed last night?

no, it was brown annie
brown annie by ud queen December 4, 2017

Brown Cloud

A badass vape trick wherein one person blows an O into another person's ass and the second person farts the O back at the first person so the first person can ghost inhale the "Brown Cloud"
"Hey Gary, you wanna help me put the Brown Cloud in my routine?"
"Sure thing, Chad!"
Brown Cloud by BrownCloud420 December 12, 2017

Brown chicken 

The brown chicken died of asphyxiations as the brown cow ran away with his bucks.
Another dead brown chicken. Too bad.
Brown chicken by bushlight December 15, 2017

Brown pigeon 

When a guy releases gas in a girls face when she is licking a guys balls from behind.
My bitch got a brown pigeon when licking my balls from behind.
Brown pigeon by Brown Pigeon December 23, 2017