Hoe-tower

The one friend who helps you out by distracting annoying girls to get them away from you.

I can always count on Jonathan to be my hoe-tower.

by Grammarguncontrol November 9, 2014

Hoe

A old man in your class may have called your mother a hoe.

You: throws a piece of paper

Old Man: “whoever threw that piece of paper, your moms a hoe!

by Libra♎️51 October 16, 2018

National Hoe Day

It’s a national holiday where we celebrate the hoes and the whores on May 4th.

Hi Cindy, Happy National Hoe Day.

by anonymous rizzler August 12, 2025

hoe

ava ashton

friend1-guys that girl over there is ugly
friend2-ya that’s ava she’s a fucking hoe

by girlwhohatesava January 16, 2019

dutch hoe

A dutch hoe is a person who likes to get with a lot of people sexually, but cannot get any.

Derived from the true definitions of a dutch hoe, being, “a hoe that is used for pushing rather than pulling”

a dutch hoe is a hoe that cannot not pull

est 2024 Benjamin Stewart

Trey: “Man, Aidan is always tryna get with women, he’s such a hoe”
Ben: “Yeah too bad he’s dutch”
——————
Jerry: “You’re such a dutch hoe, just learn how to talk to girls!”

by Penjamin June 13, 2024

garden hoes

Insult typically used by fire year olds over Xbox live chat. The act of using low quality mic is known as sounding like a "garden hoes"

Isacc: *speaks with low quality mic*

Hoard of 5 year olds: Dude you sound like a fucking garden hoes!

by CampFetus September 20, 2017

garbage ass hoe

A woman who sleeps with men just for their looks. Or, a woman who just wanna get high and fuck all the time.

“ mane that garbage ass hoe so going bruh.”
“ mane all that garbage ass hoe wanna do is get high and suck sum dick.”

by Sumuneverhad June 25, 2021