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Jack hamer

Double ended dildo inserted into both people then smash there but cheeks together really fast
Me and my mate tryed the jack hamer last night
by Spewylouie October 9, 2020
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uncle jack hasn't come by today

This is when a guy/girl hasn't had the time to do his/her daily jack-off and is pent up and taking it out on others. If you are not a daily masturbater then this could also be used as "uncle jack hasn't come by this week/month"
"I'm sorry for being a jerk, uncle jack hasn't come by today and it has be all riled up"
by Wholeeyo October 8, 2021
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National Bitch Jack Ivers Day.

On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.
person 1- “yo whats today?”

person 2-“its may 2nd”

person 1-“yoooo!!! its national bitch jack ivers day”

person 2- “lets go fuck him up hes pussy”

to define this word, national bitch jack ivers day means jack ivers is pussy
On this day, May 2nd. It will be National Bitch Jack Ivers Day. You get to throw him around like a little bitch.
by pussyfairy May 2, 2022
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Jack.

A Gigachad of sorts. Someone who has lots of success with woman.
Timmy: Yo Jimmy, want to play some tic-tac-toe
Jimmy: Sure! We just have to find Jack.’s chest first.
by Jack. stan May 11, 2021
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Jack and Hannah

literally the best couple ever. people that you only have a problem with out of jealousy. everyone always wants to be around them. abnormally sexy and super funny. they are always doing something cool. they constantly go on vacations to fun amazing places. money is never an issue as both of them are extremely lucky & wealthy. they have the best sex life ever though i hear hannah does most of the work. idk just what i heard. being around them gives u the same feeling as an enormous orgasm. once knowing them your world changes. you see things a little clearer and find immense pleasure in satisfying them. being worthy of knowing them is the only thing you should try to accomplish for your life without them is pointless and dark and you should probably just kill yourself if they don’t like you.
jealous person #1: wow jack and hannah are so cool i wish i was them
jealous person #2: yeah i heard jack is packing like 10 inches
jealous person #1: i heard that too and hannah has such fat juicy tits and a voluptuous ass

jealous person #2: fuck i love them so much
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Jack

A great guy with a range of women to pick from. Gets laid very often but some turn him down because he has a huge penis.he is currently dating one of America’s populars girls Madison ray and has a lot of hot chicks to come in the future.
Jack is a legend
by Jonnnnny sins December 24, 2021
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Jack Warden

A tall motherfucker that looks like they were stretched on some form of medieval torture device
by Succulent Folds November 29, 2021
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