Dropping the kids off at the cum lake

When you masturbate and then blow your load in a girls bellybutton and it becomes a cum lake

Dude I dropped my kids off in her cum lake
I was dropping the kids off at the cum lake

by XHennessyx May 01, 2023

he cums radiation

Deepest most relatable lyrics ever sung

Will wood: He cums radiation
Everyone: just like me fr

by SnotSlurper January 19, 2024

He cums radiation

Most relatable lyric ever

Will wood: He cums radiation
Everyone: just like me fr!

by SnotSlurper January 20, 2024

Cum muddler

When a woman tries to impregnate herself by scavenging cum from a used condom unbeknownst to the male in an attempt to baby trap him. Especially in the form of using a muddler to force the sperm all up into her vaginal canal, even though a baster would have been much more efficient, but she's clearly just a bartender and can't for shit.

As a man of your prowess, watch out for that bartender, she's sexy AF but also a gold digging cum muddler!

by RevelAndDance January 01, 2024

Cum whispers

Involves a group of men in a line, with the leader ejaculating into the adjacent man’s mouth. The men pass the cum from mouth to mouth, with the objective of not spilling any, until it reaches the last individual who is blindfolded and must guess correctly the original cum source!

Last night me and the boys got crazy last night and played a round of cum whispers

by SnakeyMick June 05, 2024

cum metal

A subgenre of Metal referring to bands with more romantic or emotional tones to their songs. An example of a cum metal band is Sleep Token

"This metal is sexy! What's it called?" "It's called cum metal"

by DigitalAegis February 13, 2024

Cum-Man

The masturbating superhero, he cums everywhere on the walls, he cums to criminals, and has a big shlong.

Guy 1: Look at that chick getting fucked by Cum-Man.
Guy 2: Obviously, he fucks chicks everyday.
Guy 1: The Cum Spray Is Coming!!!

Guy 2: WILL THIS CUM-MAN STOP MASTURBATING!!!!!

by Swisswaffle56 February 15, 2024