Hot Girl Paradigm

The Hot Girl Paradigm refers to the universal effects that occur which are unique to Hot Girls; these items include:

(1) lots of free stuff
(2) the ability to ignore (or break) laws, moral or statutory, without repercussion
(3) unqualified professional advancement
(4) lots more free stuff
(5) the ability to achieve (1-4) without criticism.

Hot Girls live either consciously, subconsciously, or both, within the Hot Girl Paradigm or (Hot Girl Universe), a place that someone who isn't a Hot Girl cannot understand or operate, willing or otherwise.

The Hot Girl Paradigm is the metaphorical and socio-gender-economic opposite of the Glass Ceiling.

"Geez I've only been to like 20 Mavericks games in suites this year, and had to sit courtside like 5 times" - an example of an often-heard statement from the mouth of a Hot Girl. They couldn't comprehend that normal people (non-season-ticket holders) wouldn't attend 30+ NBA games a year, in $500+ tickets, for free. This is an effect of the Hot Girl Paradigm.

Hot Girls also receive many other things for free that most people would pay significantly for - "I had a flat tire and the guy at Discount Tire gave me 2 free tires and a free battery." - this does not happen to guys. Or ugly people. Hot Girl Paradigm.

In the Hot Girl Paradigm, a girl can also: obtain a table at dinner without a reservation, gain immediate access to clubs, skip lines at the movie theatre, etc.

by Schmideo Video August 12, 2012

Hot Chocolate Rain

After the use of anal beads,pulling them out. With a snap of the wrist, flinging the poop off of the device onto the person they were pulled out of.

Would you like to finish with some Hot Chocolate Rain?

by Brown Tamale June 22, 2006

Hot HOTT HOTTIE

A hot HOTT HOTTIE is a guy (or I guess it can be a girl) who you think is extraordinarily attractive. The level of attractiveness leads you to want to jump his (or her) bones!

Yo T, check out that hot HOTT HOTTIE!

by ccass24 February 14, 2007

Fillipino hot dog

When you have anal sex with a Fillipino female in the doggy style position. The female tightly clenches her buttocks as the male cums in her rectum. Later she defecates and places the poop in a steaming hot dog bun. The delectable delight is then eaten by both partners at the same time.

After engaging in the Fillipino hot dog, both John and Jill enjoyed the hot dog they made. But later needed to brush their teeth 7 times.

by brownboy14 April 21, 2010

Alabama hot docking

A combination of the two most common sexual practices in Norfolk, Alabama Hot Pockets and Docking. It involves shitting on a guys bell end then docking with him. It works best if you're related.

Charles: What you doing tonight?

Eddie: Your mum

Charles: Yeah well i'll be Alabama hot docking your dad while i rim your nan

Eddie: Excellent! I'll get my camera.

by Ruby's Blueberry Boobies October 9, 2008

the floor is hot lava

Stay off the floor. Climb around on the furniture, step on the cat if you have to, just don't touch the goddam floor!

The floor is HOT LAVA I tell you.

by nat s. February 7, 2008

Michigan Hot Pocket

After you shit into a mitten, the other party puts the mitten on and proceeds to give you a hand job. Usually better with knit mittens and slightly wet shit so that some of it will ooze out and serve as lube. So called because of the shape of Michigan.

Her hands were cold on her walk home after she used her last mitten to give another Michigan Hot Pocket to a stranger at back of the bar.

by Leghumpingconnoisseur December 27, 2014