national mish day!

on this beautiful day when the sun shines brigh and the birds sing as beautiful as the real mitski. this day on july 27 is the most important and historical day in the world. the day mish was born the day the mish fan base grew and supported our loyal leader…the one and only mish. on this day we celebrate the existence of mish, our leader and our geography teacher because we literally don’t know anything ab the UK. on this day we don’t hate we only love, except if it’s it’s s*lena then we will but other from that it is just live laugh love mish forever and always!!

omggg aren’t you excited it’s national mish day!!
no way omg our leader is the best!!

by irlangel July 26, 2021

4 day virgin

When you have not done anything fun in four days. Like race a 1982 DODGE PPG M4S TURBO INTERCEPTOR.

“Fill her up for a ride!”
“With pleasure! I’m a 4 day virgin”

by SLiK and goose July 27, 2021

International rickroll day

July 28th (or 29th for anyone UTC+3 or above), the day Rick Astley's never gonna give you up reached 1,000,000,000 views

Person a: oh I ponder what this link has in store for me, a person clicking a link in july 28th
Person b: ohohohoho I got you today's international rickroll day
Person a: ohohohohohoohohohoh yo got me gooooood ohohohohohohohoho

by OzHaMagniv July 29, 2021

National Breakup Day

If you want to Break Up with your Partner, this day is the day. second day of August, 2.8, is the national Break Up day. So if you are searching for a perfect day to break up, this day is the day. Good Luck

Partner: Why are you breaking up with me? Why exactly now?
You: Because its national BreakUp Day

by YukiYuki8 August 2, 2021

sophie appreciation day

the 5th of august!! a day where we appreciate sophie for the whole day (as well as every other day)

are you celebrating sophie appreciation day?
yes of course!! everyone should appreciate sophie

by UNA!!! August 2, 2021

EMO BOY DAY

National day for all emo boys to emo October 10th

Its Emo boy day today

by HAPPY B DAYEMO FAG September 4, 2021

National Kink Day

On this day, anyone with any kinks gets to go wild and be the horniest mfs out there, if you’re in a relationship or single, don’t waste a goddamn moment, and live out your wildest fantasies, kinks, fetishes or whatever you enjoy, this holiday is a day to cherish.

This day takes place December 11th, so mark your calendars

“Today is National Kink Day, time to ask my girl for some BDSM pics.”
“I can’t wait for my boyfriend to dominate me”

by You wish, bitch June 27, 2021