moosey tortie

i was pegging my boyfriend and he moosey tortied from his Hershey highway all over my face

i was pegging my boyfriend and he moosey tortied from his Hershey highway all over my face

by Mooseytortie October 10, 2023

Night torn

the night time equivalent of Morning wood

“I get night torns often”

by Prezz0256 October 15, 2023

Testicular Torsion

The act of twisting a man's testicles in an irregular way, typically to induce pain.

Person 1: Prepare for testicular torsion!
Person 2: What?
*Person 1 twists Person 2's balls*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Nonery October 28, 2023

Dominic Toretto

A sex position where you fuck your partner fast & furiously then whisper in their ear “family” when you nut

“You want us to have a family so bad, I’ll show you Dominic Toretto style tonight!”

by It’s Basic Stonks Yo October 31, 2023

Kékike Törpilla

kékike törpilla is a very cool gay person they are supr awesome and a nicotine addict (joke)

cetical: kékike törpilla is very cool
chris: yes i agree
person 1: yes they are very cool
kekike torpilla: i NEED NICOTINE

by verycoolcica December 21, 2023

space torpedo

An inconsiderate human that takes the mic on an X space that goes on a irrelevant monologue for half an hour and clears the room.

Oh no look we’ve got another space torpedo he’s cleared the room again, should we go to another space ?

by NotMrChegs December 22, 2023

Linyos Torovoltos

A soviet hacker that created the OS called lunix, which is spyware and if your son had installed it. You need to get a technician called IMMEDIATELY! He also can steal your music with the MP3 Program.

LUNIX by Linyos Torovoltos is a scary virus

by Drake112 December 23, 2023