Mr Linnane

Mr Linnane is that teacher with the big head, the biggest head in the school, in fact, the biggest head in the world. He always disappears during lessons, but if you watch where he goes, he will run around in the street barging in with his head shouting at people with bits of spit coming out “MY HEAD IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS”

Wow, look at that guys head, he has a mr linnane

by SENIR MAN GUYY October 2, 2020

Mrs. Woodfart

An urban legend never to be repeated

A mildly bipolar beast that feeds off of papers and children

Dude 1: "Bro did you hear the tale of Mrs. Woodfart"

Dude 2: "huh no"

Dude 1: "If you ask for an extra paper she'll make you into a stew"

by Hatersgonnahateheartxoxo January 13, 2024

Mr Wills

Mr Wills (also known as Michael wills) is a cheeky deputy head who has large wood and fat gyatt. He is so handsome and when all the girls see him they faint.

Run Mr wills is coming!

by Powerfulqueefs February 18, 2024

Have a bowl, Mr. Squidward

What an anthropomorphic crab says before chucking an oversized bowl of food at an anthropomorphic squid

Mr. Krabs: HAVE A BOWL, MR. SQUIDWARD
*shatter sfx*
Squidward: ow

by AlexEpikPlayz May 31, 2025

Mr. Bing

Mr. Bing is an aggressive division 1 mathlete and the best math teacher you will ever have. He always is eating food, but for some reason, he is still a noodle. It is sometimes hard to tell if he is your teacher or a fellow student.

Why is Mr. Bing on the light pole in a chicken costume again?

by Crippled_spoon November 19, 2019

mr. magooo

When your girlfriend passes out, you jerk off on her eye lids. When she wakes up in the morning, her eyes are spot welded shut to her cheek.

I Mr. Magooo her last night!

by Double D and E-Money November 8, 2014

Mr. Crispy

Mr. Crispy is a man who can only be described as a living legend. His sheer agility and overwhelming confidence cannot be matched. Mr. Crispy is rarely seen because he's always two steps ahead of you. All who gaze upon him will soon suffer devastating defeat, of which none can prepare for. He lives in the wind and feeds on making you look like a noob. It is said that the only way to summon Mr. Crispy, though not recommended, is to cook bacon to the perfect level of crispiness and then scream at the top of your lungs, "I am the crispy king!".

Person who sees Mr. Crispy: "Hey! It's Mr. Cri... damn. I just suffered the most devastating defeat."

by BoieZee1992 December 25, 2022