Friend Group

A group that includes each of the following:
1- the dumb one
2- the short one
3- the mom
4- the smart one
5- and jock/fit one
-Or-
1- 3 people or more that all fall under either category 1 or 4

1- you're short
2- you're dumb
3- guys stop fighting
4- yeah, you know that kills brain cells
5- and the group vibe. hang on I have to run
*jogs away*
4- yeah I have math team, bye
3- no wait
4- sorry friend group

by CambodianCheese January 4, 2023

Sailor (friend)

Very gay and horny. Their taste in men is horrible. DON'T LET THEM NEAR OLDER MEN IN THEIR 40'S!! They are also known to make very concerning jokes but who are we to judge? We are no different. Also they only pull mean bitches for some reason.

Sailor (friend) is a simp. Please tell them to touch grass.

by vineyardzz_ January 4, 2023

daytime friend

A friend who isn’t just someone you’re friends when you to the club. You see and hangout with the daylight, not like your other superficial party friends.

Friend: I feel like I can tell you anything

Friend 2: cause you and I are daytime friends, not like these fake hoes we only say his to and the club.

by DynaHoe January 6, 2023

girl best friend

A girl that you can tell anything to and she will just listen…. A girl that will comfort you when you’re sad… a girl that will cuddle you like a big brother or hold you like a little brother. A girl who is always there for you when you’re lonely, need her or don’t. she is something that you don’t wanna lose. she’s trustworthy and honest. no matter what you did she texts you goodnight or good morning. she loves and cherishes you when you don’t know it, she’s always what you want in a person to be with you forever. she’s almost like your sister and you treat her like a princess and she treats you with upmost respect.

A girl best friend … someone you need in your life

by emilyybooxxo January 7, 2023

offline friend(s)

the opposite of "online friend(s)"; basically a less offensive term for "irl (in real life) friend(s)" so people would stop crying about not being called "real friends"

"got any plans next week?"
"yeah, i'm meeting my offline friend(s) on friday"

by loki★ January 8, 2023

Fuck your friend Day

Fuck your friend day is the national day where you can fuck one friend.
The day is every friday.

Daniel: Oh my god Serwan, today is fuck your friend day!
Serwan: Letzdoit!

by Norman Angile January 10, 2023

National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!

You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023