Cats

A race of highly intelligent animals that will takeover the world (some countries have already been taken).

People should learn to speak the cats language before they takeover.

by BigBillTheDuck February 20, 2022

bouncy cat

A male ( friends with benefits) partner who is sexually bouncing from female to female.

Black males refer to other males as Cats.

Therefor they are a Bouncy Cat for jumping from female to female for sexual pleasures.

by Baesbabe2015 July 17, 2019

cat wood

sex but the parts are small

i haad cat wood

by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023

hippy cat

A tweaker that does shit in a way that doesn't make any damn sense, lives trashy, and likes to get fucked in the ass

Ex1- "why is he walking like that? "
"He takes it up the ass"
"What a hippy cat"
Ex2- quit being a hippy cat and level the pad this house has to be done today

by Amosc-Yk.albigg July 17, 2023

Doja Cat

Doja Cat is a bad ass singer, songwriter, and legend. She made songs like "Moo!" (Bitch ima cow) and "so high," and many others.

Hey, do you know about Doja Cat?

random ass#2 Yee she slim ThIcC

by pop_Crush July 7, 2022

cat

a cat is a fluffy blob of the cutest thing you've ever seen a small mammal capable of killing you with cuteness

cute mammal known as a cat

by lcat12345678910 August 31, 2022

Cat Distribution System

CDS A discrete and mysterious framework of assigning and delivering cats to unsuspecting persons. Functions on unknown parameters; furthers unknown wills. It's workings are usually perceived as random or lucky events.

there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race

Guy: my buddy and his wife has a cat now, he says it came to them randomly as they were saying their vows at their wedding. He has only God to thank for that one!
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.

by gnosticgnome March 16, 2024