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Jon's balls worth

A unit of length as measured by balls so droopy that if the owner sat on a toilet (also known as a Jon), they touch the toilet water.
Ms. X: How much of this fruit-by-the-foot do you want?
Ms. Y: About a Jon's balls worth.
Ms. X: Wow, that much?
Ms. Y: Yeah, I'm pretty hungry.
by kgb123 September 1, 2013
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balls in yo jaw

can i can i
by 05-1 December 1, 2022
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cock and ball torture

something your dilf of a dad wants
“hey john what’s your dad up to these days?”

“oh he’s just in need of some cock and ball torture,”

“what’s his number?”
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fatass nigga balls

when a niggas balls are very creamy and scrumptios bc he is a black nigger.
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Salty Chocolate Balls

It is a nigga’s nut sack
This Girl Had My Salty Chocolate Balls in her mouth tonight
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Blue ball nutting

When a male brings himself to the brink of orgasm while masturbating but then ruins it and doesn't cum. When done over several days (longer the better) it increases the intensity and how much he comes.
Suzy loved a good facial, but more so after her boy friend had been blue ball nutting for a week. Even better when he brought his mate around who also likes blue ball nutting for a really big messy double facial
by Pasmc January 15, 2022
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Nigga Balls Simulator

by Pixiloom November 10, 2021
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