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Guac and Balls

The act of dipping your balls in guacamole and having your partner eat it.
Person 1: I could go for some Guac and Balls
Person 2: You mean Cock and Balls?
Person 1: No, I want to lick some guacamole-covered balls rn.
Person 2: ...
by bigbrollicrequis August 14, 2023
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smoking cheese balls

"smoking cheese balls" is a term used when an individual is smoking or sniffing cheese balls or cheese balls powder
"Holy shit these cheese balls are fuckin lit'"
"IMMMMMM FUCKING HIGGGHH ON CHEESE BALLS"
Yo man im smoking cheese balls, you want a try?"
by Bobert8853 July 31, 2024
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Who got your balls in a knot?

When someone is being an ignorant scumbag and is acting like an annoying grump for no apparent reason.
Jake: Hey broskie, wanna head to the fair with me in a bit

Chris: No bro, piss the fuck off!

Jake: Jeez man, Who got your balls in a knot?
by James Mcagee August 6, 2024
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Skibidi fortnite toilet balls

Originally comes from a meme, which says: "When you have to meet new people and have to use other words than skibidi fortnite toilet balls" followed by a sad face.
The meme refers to the brainrot / skibidi toilet lore, which a huge amount of the population finds funny. The trick here is that once you find this lore funny, you can't find it unfunny, and additionally you can't find other things but this funny.
Guy 1: Damn... I hate eating dinner with my parents, they dont even think Skibidi fortnite toilet balls is fun!
Guy 2: I need to put you down, the brainrot has won
by nigward521851 August 27, 2024
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cock and balls

A term you shout when old women drive through the Walmart isle on their mobility scooters, and you as a YouTube prankster jump out of a rubbermaid trash can, which you put in the middle of the isle, to scare their ass
Old woman: “who the hell put this fucker in the middle of the isle”
Zach the prankster: “COCK AND BALLS”
Old woman: “Damn you sonny, if I still used tampons, I’d need a new one about now”
by Bike Lovin’ mf August 28, 2024
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squeezing a man balls

So i realy enjoy hearing the satifying sound of balls being popped . You should grab a man's jewels as hard as you can and squeeze until you hear a pop then and continue for a little bit. if they aren't screaming you did it wrong. you can add something to bust his balls well. Like my friend always told me if a man annoys you kick them in between there legs where it hurts. It also hurts there dick so if you want to be cruel pull very hard on it till it looks like it will pull off.
squeezing a man balls
nerd*bumps into me*
girl*knees him in the nuts then grabs boys balls very hard and squeezes*
boy*screaming in pian *
girl* smiling and whistles to her dog then squeezes harder till boy startes shouting*
boy*crying and screaming and whining*
girl*kicks him it the balls twice the lets the boy fall down and stomp on his nuts till he cry's
girl*allows dog to finish him off by biting at it
girl*laughs *don't bump into me next time,take the pain like a man
boy*dies*
by jink234 September 7, 2023
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