cum

some white stuff your penis spits out when you

smash your meat
so grab the lotion and wipes and lets begin!

"I beat my meat so I cummed"
"I died while beating my meat but cummed"
"I cummed on my autistic girlfriend"

by your neighborhood black guy October 22, 2022

Cum

A thing that comes out of the male penis when he has sexual relations with his partner or when he thinks sexually. It also goes by Jizz and Sperm.

I cummed in my pants

by hisadolldude445 October 23, 2022

Cum recycling

Cum dumpster implies the existence of cum recycling

Friend 1: watcha doin?
Friend 2: you know, just some cum recycling.
Friend 1: I don't know what that means but please stop that.
Friend 2: no
Friend 1: then at least save some for the rest of us.
Friend 2: alrighty comrade
*Russian anthem plays earfucks them both*

by ppbootyballs December 30, 2021

Cum stacking

Cum stacking is the process by which various ejaculatory supplements such as semenoid are used in order enhance a man's cum production. The ultimate goal of any cum stacker is to produce the hardest and largest cumshot possible. Cum stackers will stack various cum supplements in order to achieve the ultimate cum. Thus coins the term "cum stacking".

My cums have been pretty weak recently, so I've started cum stacking.

by PoopVender82 December 30, 2021

cum in school

when a guy usually a lonely dumbass decides to cum in the school bathroom stall, or if he is quick enough, cums in the open on the urinal and then runs out

hey lets cum in school

by furrys must die December 31, 2021

Cum

A White liquid that usually comes out of a mans penis or a womans pussy.

Boy:OH BABY IM GOING TO CUM
Girl: AH| HARDER HARDER!!
Boy:”Cums”
Girl:”Moans” OhhhhHhhH~

by Sayori.Bestgirl December 31, 2021

cum blade

when someone dries, hardens, and sharpens their cum in the form of a knife or blade

tristan: mike cut his finger off!?
chris: yeah, i think he was using his cum blade

by anonymous January 1, 2022