i can't even with you

Said, usually in conjunction with a "smh" (or physical shaking of the head), in a situation where a person is just being a hot mess. Can either be a playful response to a friend (ex. 1) or a flabbergasted response to someone who isn't a friend (ex. 2).

1)
Joe: I got pissy drunk at the party last night, girl! I woke up in the parking lot of a retirement home.
Tiffany: OMG...I can't even with you.

2)
Will: I'm against gay marriage, I voted to deny prom tickets to gay couples in high school, I don't think gay people should be able to adopt kids, I've donated thousands of dollars to Exodus International, and I don't like Ricky Martin. How dare you call me a homophobe!
Justin: smfh...I can't even with you.

by TheNannyNamedFran July 4, 2011

I didn't vote for Bush

Means same as "I'm not stupid" or "I wasn't born yesterday".

I know that! I didn't vote for Bush, after all!

by Charles W. September 17, 2008

I ain't fronting, Holmes

I am in no way misleading you, my friend.

See also: fronting, Holmes

Are you serious?
I ain't fronting, Holmes!

by Watson February 24, 2005

i typed this with my nose

You're not special. I've done it too.

You: I typed this with my nose.
Me: I don't care.

by insertpseidonym October 31, 2017

I crack myself up

Regardless of actually being funny or not, a phrase said by someone who finds themselves hilarious, regardless of what anyone else may think.

I love telling Dad jokes, I crack myself up!

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

i love your face

Something more creative than just, I love you. Usually said to friends or significant others.

(point to andy and say) Andy, I love your face!

by Razzercise September 16, 2007

I Know Black People

A skit on Chappele's show In which there is a game show titled "I Know Black People." Questions such as "Is pimpin' easy" and "Why do black people love menthol" are asked and whoever gets the most correct wins.

"How can black people rise up and overcome?"
"... can they?"
"That is correct"

"How can black people rise up and overcome?"
"Get out and vote?"
"No I'm sorry that is not correct"

by superjebus September 2, 2005