Cat

No. 1 - Cats are literal thieves who have the one goal of annoying you to shit. They usually do this to get your attention. Once this attention has been gained, they expect you to scratch them in the literal perfect place or will make their displeasure known by giving you a scar that will last a lifetime. If you have somehow figured out how to scratch them correctly, they will walk everywhere and expect you to follow them (don't follow them). But deep down, you are their favorite thing to ever exist

No. 2 - Living organisms that either have the softest or harshest fur around. Their back may be the most unpleasant thing you've ever touched, while their breast is absolutely incredibly soft.

No. 3 - Something you can't live without once you get one. Many people compare them to dogs, but they are completely different. "Dog" and "Cat" people usually have one main difference: their ability to love. If you have ever had a cat, you know you sometimes wish they died or ran away forever. But when this animal dies, you almost wish yourself to die because you realize just how much they mean to you once they're gone. If you can love a bad cat when you have one, know you are a wonderful, compassionate person that probably doesn't have what they deserve.

PERSON TWO (dog owner): "Dude, have you ever had a dog? They're so lovable and you can just get another one and never notice your old one was gone."

PERSON ONE (cat owner): "No, and I don't plan on getting one. My cat is everything I'll ever need."

PERSON TWO: "Hasn't you're cat almost destroyed every skin cell on your body? You're just a lump of scars!"

PERSON ONE: "You don't understand because you're a dog person. If you every get a cat, which I'm not suggesting you do, you'd know that they're irreplaceable."

PERSON TWO: "Maybe that's true, but I'm an Apple person and literally don't change my opinion on anything. You're probably a better person than I'll ever be!"

by anonymous December 29, 2024

Jiggle Belly Cat

A cat with jiggle belly

Jiggle belly

Jiggle belly

Jiggle belly cat

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and jiggle belly
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Jiggle belly cat
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Jiggle and jiggle
and jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
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Jiggle belly cat
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I said that's a jelly biggle cat
Biggle jelly
Jiggle belly
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Biggle jelly cat
Jiggle belly
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And a jiggle belly cat
That's a jiggle belly caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat :)
Jiggle belly
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Jiggle belly cat
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and a jiggle belly cat
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And that's
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Jiggle belly caaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle belly
A jiggle bel-ly cat
Jiggle belly
Jiggle Belly
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Jiggle belly cat
Jiggle belly cat's leaving meeeee :(

by Avenoul December 5, 2023

Cat Wall

A wall of pictures made by a crazy cat lady. The pictures are likely to include both meme's and pictures of their own cats. If at work the manager needs to be careful she doesn't get carried away and cover the whole of the office. A way of doing this is to offer a new picture as a reward for good work. This may encourage the crazy cat lady to be more productive

I've added another picture to my cat wall

by 3001spike October 3, 2018

Cat

Hustler

Bucked at them cats before i started running

by DeeDee on some shit January 22, 2021

Holy Fricking Cat Cat Fricking Marsh

Holy bleep, how could somebody that is so pretty and intelligent exist! Not only is she clever, but she is also good at art, music, sports and cookery. Legend has it that she has a larger brain than Newton since she proposed the fact that apples drop from the tree is due to the attractiveness of hers, but not the gravity. Once upon a time, people thought that princess who owned both beauty and wist only existed in the fairy tales, until they met Marsh...

Holy Fricking Cat Cat Fricking Marsh is puuuuuuuuuuuuurfect! Be like Marsh!

by Mashie June 13, 2020

Cat

Pussy Pussycat kitty meow meow

Cat

by !!!Korean Jesus!!! April 21, 2022

Joel's lovely cat

A lovely cat with a brilliant personality, a great sense of humor and despite the rumours, a perfect size. Would have loved to have gotten to know it better.

Joel's lovely cat is in a better place.

by Joels Cat Admirer December 7, 2023