Monkey

What Dwight calls Angela

It's a cute name

All office fans will understand

Angela: I can’t do this

Dwight:Yes you can monkey

by Keven Malone January 4, 2020

Monkey Fungus

Japanese Knot Weed; a persistent little bastard that grows and takes over your garden and potentially your home. Almost Impossible to kill.

Damn, got me some Monkey Fungus growing under the house, I’m fucked.

by Creeplebap January 13, 2020

Sex Monkey

A beautiful creature of nature .

That sex monkey just pooped in my back yard

by Not Lucas Moses February 5, 2020

Arctic monkey

Humans descended from apes that gradually spread from Africa via the Mediterranean and Eurasia to the Arctic circle

Bev: “It’s Baltic out there tonight, pet. Wish I owned a coat.” Janet: “Fook off - we’re Arctic monkeys.”

by pauly coconuts February 6, 2020

Monkey

A monkey is someone who makes monkey noises, or acts like a braindead human being.

James Abuan is a fucking monkey

by alogarithm March 31, 2020

Monkey

A monkey is a brain dead human who has no semblance of human personality

James Abuan is a fucking monkey, nO cAp

by alogarithm March 31, 2020

Monkey

What you call your teammates in League of Legends when they ARAM it midlane and coin flip the game.

My team is a bunch of random monkeys in the jungle with no brain!

by yiuieieuejs April 5, 2020