MOM GET THE CAMERA! 

The thing that my other cousin says every 2 fucking seconds.

gets kill
MOM GET THE CAMERA!

MOM GET THE CAMERA! by AarChan May 17, 2021

Can a bitch get a donation? 

Just what it says. Can a bitch get a donation to pay her electric bill so she can get her lights back on? Can a bitch get a donation so she can put some food in her child's mouth? Can a bitch get a donation so she can pay the rent and her car note?
Can a bitch get a donation?

You go through your whole call log until you find someone who is willing to donate to a good cause.

Phone Rings:

Tia: Hello?

Conquesha: Hey girl, Can a bitch get a donation? The repo man is planning a stakeout outside my house.

Tia: "click" (dial tone...)

Conquesha: ...Shit, let me call Mo'Mo'.

Can a bitch get a donation? by thatdude23 October 10, 2012

trying to get that butt 

Typically referring to a males contionous efforts to have sexual relations with a female.

Kelvin: Aaah I saw how sharon was looking at you. sup with that?
Ray: Yes sir...I been trying to get that butt for a minute. She playing like she a good girl. But I know she a freak!

trying to get that butt by I know she a freak! June 24, 2014

don't get the ham 

don't get the ham is a new meme trend by @publictransportation on Instagram who started the meme by their mom sending them "don't get the ham" twice on iMessage with no context.

Me: what kind of meats do you want at the store?
Mom: I don't care what kind just don't get the ham.
meme instagram tumblr textposts

don't get the ham by Memelovingfuck42069 November 3, 2015

traveling to China to get to her vagina 

doing your best to get that girl!

i haven't had sex for three month, so i'm traveling to China to get to her vagina

traveling to China to get to her vagina by mr.2rist October 3, 2016

Time for you to get a watch!

A joke commonly used on friends who do not own or are wearing a watch. Does not make sense to say it when someone does have a watch.

Friend: What time is it?
You: Time for you to get a watch!

Time for you to get a watch! by ChampionG December 22, 2016

can i get a bum of those patatoe chips 

this means that your friend wants some of ur patatoe chips

BILL - hey bro , can i get a bum of those patatoe chips please ?

Tyrone - sup bro , yeah sure

can i get a bum of those patatoe chips by chciken wing named tyrone March 22, 2019