A large, disruptive, and noisy fart employed to cover up coughs, Used as a disguise for COVID symptoms.
*blarp*
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”
by 6millionjews November 29, 2020

Similar to that of the Dutch oven, however this also applies to the smell of ass you let flow, trapped in your coat as as if it won't leave.
Dam dude, i walked like three blocks and still have the smell of under fart trapped up in my coat!
(Underfart is bass that has been passed yet it stays faithfully up I your coat forever lol!
(Underfart is bass that has been passed yet it stays faithfully up I your coat forever lol!
by Jcasper mckinney February 21, 2018

by ComputerWorld February 4, 2024

by HeemKeds January 1, 2017

When someone pounds it hard and when the penis pulls out it breathes heavily like the sound of an elephant trunk
He ramed me so hard on the bed. When i rolled over off the bed all i heard was a loud Puddle fart it was heavy wind with extreme pressure that i couldnt control 💨
by Queef_Daddy_Master January 29, 2017

the stinkiest band of all time. fans are called fartists. listen to them on most streaming platforms.
by Fresh Tarts March 5, 2022

"Dude, Adrian farted in front of the whole class while munching on some Cheetos"
"Did the farts at least smell good, like Cheetos?"
"Nah man, they were Empty Farts"
"Did the farts at least smell good, like Cheetos?"
"Nah man, they were Empty Farts"
by MadLadChan June 28, 2021
