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Punk Monkey

1:A set of Inline Skates that are bottom of the line; generally low quality or cheap Skates worn by beginners who want to learn to skate but aren't ready to spend a large amount of money just to find out they really don't like inline skating.

2:A pseudo-abrasive term, that is an informal way to tell someone their ride (not always inline skates) is cheap, basic, or bottom of the line.
You: "Those neighborhood Rail Rats just strapped on some Punk Monkeys and knocked over my trash cans!"

You to a newbie skater (friend): "You're riding Punk Monkeys!"
by The Red Yiff October 16, 2009
mugGet the Punk Monkeymug.

Monkey Nuts

When somebody sucks at a video game so damn bad that they might need to suck some monkey nuts.
Man 1: Dude this guys hacking!
Man 2: Nah dude you just fuckin suck monkey nuts.
by Slick Pickle July 19, 2022
mugGet the Monkey Nutsmug.

Monkey

When you randomly yell the word "monkey."
GayLord:MONKEY
GayBrother:What the Shit Balls?
by rebby1313 September 3, 2021
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Howler Monkey

"TheOatmeal" online comics
"That guy who calls a meeting to avoid doing actual work. He never shuts up, challenges every opinion and opens just about EVERYTHING up for debate. He thinks he's helping but he's really just mindlessly shrieking into the jungle"
Person 1: Shit we have a meeting today at five with that ass hole Jim
Person 2: Oh you mean that Howler Monkey?
Person 1: Yup
Person 2: FACK
by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 15, 2015
mugGet the Howler Monkeymug.

mmm monkey

,,Mmm Monkey." is the Master Oogway's most famous quote.
Monkey: You saved me. Why?
Master Oogway: Mmm Monkey.
mugGet the mmm monkeymug.

Old School Monkey

When they're just actin sush.
Ana's acting like a straight old school monkey tonight.
by Giggamungis April 25, 2023
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monkey

a monkey is a black person so called a "nigga"
by pusse gyat January 29, 2024
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