Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are

thatrandomperson and teegan

Straight dudes not knowing what half of things are (sexualities)

by thatrandompersonnnnn April 27, 2024

What in the wattpad

When an individual does a deed or says something which you would not expect to happen in real life but only in a fictional form of literature where the love interest is insanely admirable and would set your standards high up in cloud nine.

Someone: I'm dating a rich and young CEO and he bought me all the dresses in the aisle that I briefly looked at.
You: what in the wattpad- HUH??

by anemonia December 16, 2023

What in the wattpad

'What in the wattpad' is an expression used when someone or something is being cringy/acting in the way that is often seen in badly-written fanfiction on wattpad. Based on the saying 'What in the hell'.

Person: uhm i really liek you sempai u////u can i pls make out with you
You: What in the wattpad 🗿

by ifuseethisurgay July 02, 2023

Woodford What Ifs

when you wonder if something else happened

Rodrigo: Woodford What ifs, alfonsoblankshot never happend

jake: 12v1! 12v1!!!

Milo: Gua Gua

adam: Nobody likes me anymore

by Nuksoocow November 29, 2024

what thy fokkkidey ferk

I dont even

"why they what thy fokkkidey ferk"

by WHat the frickedy frick February 20, 2019

Excuse me but what the fuck

Something you say when someone says something very cursed and/or messed up.

“I killed 17 people including my mother :D”
“Excuse me but what the fuck.”

by mohawkgavin May 01, 2021

Hey, what’s that noise?

And it’s shut down that’s not me and it’s shut down ring ring pussy it’s shut down fashion week and it’s shutdown. Went to the show sitting in the front row in the black tracksuit and it’s shut down. Touch the road and it’s shut down. Boy better know when it’s shut down. Usual Bolt when I run up on stage and pick up the mic and it’s reload time. Don’t know your shows but they know mine thats why I got gigs just like Joe Grimes after the show I be rolling mine don’t care about the no smoking sign.

Hey, what’s that noise? AND ITS SHUTDOWN

by Pog merchant September 11, 2021