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Matt Tort

Oh I can’t believe Kyle banged that chick Matt Tort style
by Butch Jackson July 25, 2024
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Skido Torpido

"Look at the kid over there hes a Skido Torpido"
by largedickpeniscock July 27, 2024
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Flower torture porn

Flower torture porn are acts of unfairly torturing Flower from the animated web series called “Battle For Dream Island” this theme is most commonly used in BFDIA. specifically in BFDIA 11, BFDIA 12, etc.
Flower torture porn is so cruel, she does not deserve this treatment.
by DiddyGaming1987 July 31, 2024
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Mayfield Tornado

the godliest tornado to ever occur, slammed into Mayfield KY, then a few more towns, and was eventually rated EF4, everything happening on the night of December 10th 2021, the tornado defied morals, and just barely defied the law of Meteorology as it gained 40+ knots of wind shear, with only ~2,000 J/kg of CAPE.
I celebrate it every December 10th.
Mayfield Tornado: "3,000 J/kg of CAPE? what's that?....
IT'S ME"
by MartianSupremacist August 18, 2024
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The Toronto Goatee

Sexual Position
When a man gives a women a reverse ‘titty fuck’. He either pushes out a little nugget of poo or a pre-planned lazy wiping of the anal area. So while performing this act, pushes his bum cheeks against her chin, leaving fecal matter all over the chin……
The Toronto Goatee!
Jack was performing an aggressive reverse titty fuck on Jill while on holidays in Canada. Once he had finished he notice a brown smear all over Jill’s chin. This is when he realized he must not have wiped his ass properly. He looked at her, then out the window and said…..

Ahh I dub the….
The Toronto Goatee!
by Booby42 September 21, 2023
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Dirty Tormad

Grabbing a partner and a breadstick, you stick the breadstick 2cm into both of your anus' and play tug of war, loser then has to consume the breadstick and wash it down with a glass of semen.
I was thinking about doing a Dirty Tormad, did you bring the breadsticks?
by Angular Apples October 1, 2023
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Finger Tornado

The awkward twirl of the hand over the screen of a phone, tablet or touchscreen.

When you freeze in the midst of navigating the system, the hand circles like a loading dial.

The motion of the hand with index finger outward, circling over the screen is intended to help speed up the brain to limit the awkward delay. Typically in the presence of a another person observing the motion. But can also occur in a solitary moment of brain fatigue. Strongly associated with excessive caffeine or nicotine use.
‘Mike has a lot of potential when it comes to closing sales, but he often makes his client anxious with all those finger tornados, I think he gets too anxious when taking payment.’
by BB31 October 5, 2023
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