Road nut

Materbating while driving or standing stationary on the side of the road in your car.

Ary had to road nut on the highway after having eaten some pho!

by Kbnrba November 14, 2021

Bootyhole nuts

An instance in which one's nutsack smells like bootyhole ; usually resulting after missionary sex because your nutsack smacks her bootyhole while your having intercourse.

I gotta take a shower real quick , I'm dealing with some serious bootyhole nuts after I smashed this thot in the motel.

by Yung94life May 11, 2019

Garzunkel-nut

Rounded piece of fecal matter formed on a hair in the anal area.

Stuck like a Garzunkel-nut.

by Poppie January 18, 2019

French Nutting

When you're making out with somebody during sex when nutting at the same time

Person A and Person B were full on third base, their tongues intertwining and suddenly out of nowhere Person B felt he was about to Nut. So Person B did, right in the middle of their climaxes, AKA FRENCH NUTTING

by Pocky Theif September 4, 2016

Sneaky Nut

The act of pulling your nuts out in front of a female and then putting them away when she notices.

Guy 1: I did a sneaky nut today
Guy 2: God really who was it

Guy 1: The chicks playing handball
Guy 2: nice what did they do
Guy 1: well i stole there ball and gave it to drew then the hot one came and asked for the ball then i showed her my nuts and said you want these balls. she started to blush and asked for the ball again then we chucked the ball down the quad .
Guy 2: Nice

by yumyumyum43 June 4, 2018

No Nut Year

So basically you can not nut for a whole year straight, but it is in chronological order. The year must be even, as it will start every time it is even. If the year odd for example (2023 to 2025), then you shall not be able to do it in order. YOU MUST COMPLETE THIS EVERY YEAR. The challenge will only end when it is pass new years and when it hits the odd year. (December 31, 2022 to Janurary 1st, 2023)

"Aw man, not again. Why oh why! Not No Nut Year!"

by Founder of No-Nut-Year May 16, 2023

Sunk Nut Fallacy

When you are mid nut and suddenly hit with regret that the nut isn’t worth it but you already committed to it so you must go through with it.

I was halfway through a cringe hookup when I realized I wasn’t into it, but I’d already Ubered there and taken my socks off—sunk nut fallacy at its finest.

by Attic Tards April 5, 2025