Penis

The thing that men have and it creates children

Damn the penis

by 007630reeee? April 11, 2019

Penis

Why r u lookin up penis

wtf is wrong with u, why r u lookin up penis in the urban dictionary

by poopoopoopoopoopoopoopoopoo September 13, 2020

sad penis

When after masturbating, you feel inmense sadness and/or dissapointment in yourself

Man, i had an awful sad penis experience after masturbating over those old pics of my ex

by Mr. Morsa December 5, 2017

penis kid

A cringey little gamer kid. Similar in definition to that of a squeaker, a penis kid is typically very annoying and will never accept a 1v1 despite running their mouth throughout the course of their existence.

Penis Kid: "dude stfu you are so ass at this game bruh uninstall"
Gigachad gamer: "bet 1v1 me right now"
Penis Kid: "nah I dont want to man, im lagging"
Gigachad gamer: "stfu penis kid"

by Alsmallballs December 24, 2023

Penis

Something women don't have, but a man does.
Unless you're trans and have had the surgery.

Guy #1: Hey bro, do you have a Penis?
Guy #2: Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?! I just sat down!

by pussywrecker69420 July 24, 2023

Penis

R.I.P THAT PUSSY AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

he gonna stick it in yuh and u gonna be moaning all night my guy-

girl: can you put your penis in me
boy: girllll that pussy gonna be reddddddd when I'm done with it *smirk*

by MAMI LOVES A GOOD DICKKK September 24, 2021

Penis

The things that boys have between your legs and gurl suck the fuck out of it.

Boy:suck my penis

Girl:bet

*girl suck penis*

by Jayjaykfig September 7, 2021