couch cock

Couch cock is where your cock and balls are in the reverse order, your balls resting on top of your cock. Couch cock is usually the result of sitting on the couch too much.

Dude I heard Janice has couch cock.

Man he should just kill himself now.

by bluedawg313 April 22, 2008

Cock Champ

A girl who sucks cock like a pro

That chick has a tongue ring, I wonder if she's a cock champ...

by J Da Man February 23, 2009

cock web

The orchestration of multiple cocks and or male genitalia to form the shape of a web.

Mike, Hank, Larry and Colti are engaged in a cock web.

by mike chewbrush June 30, 2008

Cock-Nazi

A person who controls and rules all of the cocks of one or multiple area. Just like a Nazi. Or a person who takes a person, who has a cock, away from he/she's friends.

Did you see sally last night at the party? She had all the guys one her, such a cock-nazi.

by i<3hitler March 24, 2009

lightning cock

An extremely large penis with powers similar to the thunder cock. It will strike a girl at any time!!!

Bob's Lightning cock struck me last night.

by Bobbyyyy December 17, 2015

Cock God

A gay man-whore who gets a lot of guys and has sex with them on the first date.

Tim: I've got a date with Thomas tonight.

Michael: look out, he's a cock god

by Ifucktastybitches September 14, 2016

Cock Monger

A really poor whore who will perform sexual acts for money

That cock monger will do anything for five dollars

by James Aaron Smith February 26, 2008