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Milford cheese 

Adjective: describing the most gnarly, gutteral, situations. Not limited to covering speech and subject matter
So I was fucking (insert name)…. That shit was straight up Milford cheese.

The other night I was eating hobo cock and it tasted like Milford cheese bro.
Milford cheese by hogcanyon September 7, 2022

Dick Cheese 

The pure definition of dick cheese is basically Craig Somerville
Dick Cheese by Friendly banterman September 12, 2022

Scottish cheese

Smegma, dick cheese. More specifically, smegma that has been aged a few days or more under somewhat tight foreskin that doesn't usually retract.
Guy 1: This guy I met had a gorgeous dick but there was so much scottish cheese on it when I pulled his tight hood back, I couldn't. I'm talking like, crumbles falling off.

Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.
Scottish cheese by SeanCaern September 18, 2022

CHEDDAR CHEESE 

CHEDDAR CHEESE IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR

Fat Cheese 

A person who is Obese and who tends to be annoying on some occasions. These people can be really nice one day and horrible on the other.
I spoke to him today and he was being an asshole! What a Fat Cheese!
Fat Cheese by Dazme October 6, 2022

Nicks Cheese 

That one country kid you ride the bus with that you know dam well hasn’t taken a shower for a week and smells like Cheese and Pig crap.
Man I had to run to the bathroom and puke after smelling Nicks Cheese.
Nicks Cheese by Everything Suks October 8, 2022