housecooling party

the last party you throw before moving to a new house in the same city

K-man: oh shit is that a new tattoo on your arm?
Mattie: nah it's just a temporary one from abbie's housecooling party last night
K-man: housecooling party?
Mattie: yeah I guess she's moving to a new house but not a new city so this was one last hurrah at the old place
K-man: hell yeah. you should get that tattoo fr btw

by solar powered sprig May 4, 2025

Dog Party

A sex party where thousands of men get together to have sex with dogs (and each other). Typically takes place in a hotel like the Hyatt Regency in Burlingame, CA. These parties are typically kept in secret and very few people outside the parties know about it.

Basically a Diddy party with dogs.

Dog Party Member: Yeah, DOGS man, WOOOO!!!

Dog Party Member: Ain't no life better than this!!!

by ackerman_tyler May 17, 2025

Enron Party

The act of destroying documents en masse. The documents in question maybe corporate or personal. The actual destruction maybe legal or illegal. The destruction maybe done in a group or by one's self. The manner of destruction does not matter.

Derived from the Enron accounting scandal in which documents were destroyed, altered, or fabricated by or the behest of senior executives to hid the company's financial position.

I'm going through our old bank statements dear. Care to join me an Enron party to get rid of them?

by LSam May 22, 2025

Jesus party

Jesus was known to bring together people. So a Jesus party is where friends of friends can meet your other friends.

Is it cool if I bring my best friend Max to the party?
Oh yes sure, it's a Jesus party, Max can even bring another friend of his

by binzianer May 28, 2025

sog party

an informal gathering (usually in late evening) in which the participants do normal sleepover stuff except 1. they don't sleep and 2. they're soggy. they get their clothes and hair wet in the shower or the rain and just have fun while soggy.

"dude why is your hair so wet today?"
"it takes forever to dry and i was at a sog party last night."

by ilikesciencemorethanyoudo June 12, 2025

Lugwigdiddynitrolord party

The best party one's self can attend

Hey man did you go to that lugwigdiddynitrolord party last night?
Yeah! aint no party like a lugwigdiddynitrolord party!

by TheRealJTD July 5, 2025

Reform Party

The collective term for group of old, out of touch, bitter, repressed, smelly assholes and cunts. Their only agenda is lining their pockets and making the rich richer.

Did you see those people at office today?? Total Reform Party.

by Dr01dB01 July 5, 2025