mr max

loves cock inside of his bum and loves men

hello my name is mr max and i have men all over me like its raining cats and dogs ;)

by brysons cock in your mouth July 28, 2021

Mr. Hendon

THE MOST ANNOYING HISTORY TEACHER EVER! His favorite word is "Begin"

Jackson: bro have you heard about Mr. Hendon?
Caleb: I hate that guy

by ✈️+🏢+🏢= 9/11 March 15, 2024

Mr Waimsley

The fitest and daddiest of all teachers known to man, women and even your mom.

Daughter: "I have a new teacher at school his name is Mr Waimsley, he's my favorite teacher ever"

Mother: "Oh yeah he was my favorite too"

Daughter: "Mr Waimsley taught you in school too?"

Mother: "Oh he didn't teach me in school darling he taught me how to cum quicker than your father ever did"

by I_fcked_ur_mom February 11, 2022

Mr. Moormann

He will suck out the happiness from your life like a big back hungry mosquito. Smells and looks like big foot no joke he is ljke 7ft tall. Has no empathy, might be a vampire who knows he has to emotions. If you see a Mr. Moormann switch classes admittedly!

Student 1: Crap I have Mr. Moorman Is semester...

Student 2: Don't worry bro, I'm packed with garlic.

Student 3: HELP MR. MOORMANN GOT ME!!

Mr. Moormann: I smell happiness... *sucks him out*

Student 1 & 2: OH SHIT RUNNN *throws garlic*

by founderofthelgbtqttibes July 24, 2024

Mr. Clean A Wap

Is the act of driving on the wrong side of road while eating fried chicken nugget birds and performing the Aussie Hot Pocket

Performed the Mr. Clean A WAP last night and got to say both proud and disgusted with myself right now

by Le Sex Furguson IV October 8, 2020

mrs waters

sweet old lady who is lore athletic that you. She a runner she a track star. She has grandma energy. But can DECAPITATE YOU AND EAT U. She also luvs to dab kids up 🦶🦶🦶

peppa pig: “I just got candy from mes waters and it almost killed me 🙀🙀”
Daddy piggy” “welp good for u, ya should’ve known it’s from mrs waters DUHHH 🙀🙀🙀.”

by Urfavrat December 26, 2022

Mr Hooley

a funny, zany, crazy, awesome teacher (usually math) who shouldnt retire sooner than 3 years after you leave the school.

girl 1: did Mr Hooley retire?
girl 2: yeah, imma miss him....:'(

by ilovejakeypoo October 23, 2011