ALIEN JACK 

An alien named Jack, who has been trying to be a human since getting here. Finaly made it, only to find out huans all want to be an alien. Alien Jack thought humans knew what he knows about science,etc. He is still in shock from finding out he is also a human, but, likes human females which he calls WOs.


NOTE; ALIEN JACKS E-MAIL IS AVAILABLE TO ALL HUMANS AND ALIENS. HE OWNS THE URL

Alien Jack is in my body.
He creates science, math & poetry.
He is not afraid of Gurr Ants.
He is considered an Entity by the little eternial lights.
He appreciates the dark energy that is spinning us awaw from our black hole.

ALIEN JACK by Alien Jack February 3, 2005

Colby Jack 

Someone who is Asian and Caucasian.

Oscar is colby jack because his dad is Japanese and his mom is French.

Colby Jack by Mandamel September 5, 2008

co-jack 

to go on someones online profile or account by stealing there password or the owner of the profile let them on.

"Ronda's talking to me on facebook talking about how awesome Darin is."

"No, its probably just Darin Co-jacking on Ronda's profile."

co-jack by akeith8 February 7, 2012

The dirty lumber jack 

The act of fondeling your ass hairs while shitting on an a fresh cut tree stump, then prceeding to reciting the lumber jack's oath.

"In brightest day, in blackest night
No tree shall escape my sight
Let those that live within the trees Beware my axe and my fleshy seed!"

Lumber jack1: hey ima gonna be right back, i have to take a shit.
Lumber jack2: ok, but dont forget the oath.
Lumber jack1:Oh thank ye, i almost forgot, but ill be needin my axe for this one.

Lumber jack2:...SAVE SOME FOR ME YOU DIRTY LUMBER JACK!

Lumber jack3: Oh mna, Im late. Some one already did the dirty lumber jack without out me.

The dirty lumber jack by Topherman420 May 18, 2009

Samurai Jack 

A complete an utter newbie from Gametalk who always posts the exact same posts. Not a real guy, just a lame cloning attempt at Auron Leon Heart, and even worse than him.

Samurai Jack: i am the best

Oldie: *insert detailed description here*

S Jack: stfu

Oldie: *insert detailed description here*

S Jack: u loser

Oldie: I'm leaving you. You're pathetic.

S Jack: no ur scread of me

Oldie: *vanishes* O_O

Samurai Jack by Drazar March 18, 2004

Samurai Jack 

Another shit attempt by Americans to imitate anime.

Samurai Jack on Cartoon Network is a fucking joke.

Samurai Jack by AYB February 23, 2003

mamoth jack 

bigger than a donkey ass.

that girl has a mamoth jack for an ass.

mamoth jack by chase and kesli November 5, 2007