by Edgar ShufflePoop December 12, 2024

by m8ub November 19, 2020

I farted so much because I ate so many beans, you know what they say; "beans are the fruit that makes you toot!"
by Somthin'somethin' December 13, 2022

When you are in a position or a job that is really busy or if it's obvious clear that this time is busy, working, moving around, or obvious something needs to be done about a situation.
by Fartmoving March 31, 2024

When you have diarrhea, so you fart into the toilet because you're scared you might shit your pants.
Anthony had Mexican for lunch today, and now he has to keep getting up to safety fart in the restroom.
by Hobby-less May 21, 2017

by tino francis May 1, 2009

"I thought I needed to do a dump, but instead i just did a fart" "Man you've just done a royal fart!"
by cuntboy327 February 26, 2015
