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stroked you sideways

A phrase meaning who or what made you upset.
Person 1: Yo fuck math
Person 2: who stroked you sideways?
Person 1: My homework makes no sense and I got a quiz first period.
by A regular boy November 28, 2018
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O love you

Purposeful misspelling of “i love you” to indicate its a joke or not truly meant
“O love you! 😂”
by Jakefr April 24, 2022
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I'll call you

if someone tells you this sentence, it literally means that they will never call you. as a matter of fact, they will either forget about it or ignore it.
me: so let's go bike riding. what do you think?
friend: I'll think about it and I'll call you later.
**two centuries later
me: we're on the other side and still you haven't called me.
friend: my bad.
by hesitatedface August 24, 2020
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You got served

What happens to an inferior dancer when Caleb Kinney has his way on the dance floor
or
the outcome of a dance-off between Caleb Kinney and another dancer
or
a phrase said by the crowd to an opponent immediately after Caleb busts a move so highly skilled, unique, and hip to the beat that the opponent could never respond in turn
Caleb was hot today, and man, you got SERVED
by JRJK June 5, 2004
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I love you

A word that a bunch of little girls use to much, then break up with their little boyfriend about a day later then have a new boyfriend that they are in love with some how. I, Love, My, Boyfriend, So, Much.
'I'm 8 years old and I truly am in love with my boyfriend, even though we will break up in about an hour. Jimmy I love you '
Next day - I hate you your mean.
Next day - I love you so much Alex we will be together forever.
by JigglyPuff123 July 7, 2012
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nuck if you buck

Nuck, from oldschool - to knuckle up

Buck, also from oldschool - to be buckwild.

Knuckle up if you are buckwild
by GenoMU69 March 24, 2005
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you forgot poland

A stupid joke started by Kerry supporters.
During a debate Kerry said that the U.S only has support from Australia an the U.K in Iraq, and Bush pointed out "you forgot Poland". I don't see what is so funny. Poland coomands around 9,500 troops in Iraq (2,400 of which are Polish). Whoever said that poland only contributed "a few non-combat troops" is wrong. Also, I think the joke is on Kerry, since how could he not recognize Poland as an ally in Iraq?
Person A: You forgot Poland hahaha!
Person B: That's stupid, Poland commands 9,500 troops in Iraq you moron.
Person A:...
by DominikW August 1, 2005
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