fuck me sideways with a chainsaw

referring to someone who is really screwed. just a bigger emphasis on how fucked they are.

this is far from a good thing, if you couldn't tell by the name.

mother; "we're going to visit your grandparents tomorrow! yay!"
daughter; "fuck me sideways with a chainsaw."

by josie minus the pussycats June 29, 2011

let me do it for you

A borzoi dog with a long mouth. He always do it for you.

Kanye: This is it…
Borzoi: Let me do it for you!
Kanye: No, not this time!
*Borzois jumps down*

by watdadogdoin? January 20, 2023

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

First used (?) in "Heathers" http://imdb.com/title/tt0097493/ , probably more close to meaning "well, I'll be damned" or "Well, kiss my ass".

Heather Chandler: Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?

by OldFart77 December 9, 2008

you've got to be shittting me

a different and more extreme way of saying "you've got to be kidding me!"

You're dumping me? You've got to be shitting me!!

by sweetlilrussian1 October 20, 2004

sauce me dem answers

the act of giving answers.

I sauce answers
You sauce answers
He/She/it sauces answers

Saucemedemanswersology: the study of saucing answers

Brian: did you take the test yet?
John: yes
Brian: ok
(One minute later)
Brian: Hey John?
John: yeah?
Brian: WHY DONT YOU SAUCE ME DEM ANSWERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Papa Danku February 27, 2017

run me my money

Run me my money means, give me my money now or else.

You late on your payments, run me my money {son}!

by runmemymoney July 21, 2017

Ripped me a new one

literally: to rip a new asshole
figuratively: the beat the shit out of somebody

steve jobs really ripped me a new one when i showed him my latest design

by supersa November 12, 2006