party wanker

The act of masturbating (wanking) whilst in a party with your mates, that are in earshot of your moaning through the headset.

I came back and put on my headset and was greeted with vigorous sexual noises coming from a member (Kellah) in the party. Kellah is a blooming party wanker!

by brendanmeagher April 20, 2020

Platform party

An exhausting exercise, done as a warm-up or punishment in gym classes.

Usually consisting of a starting set of 10 squats and push ups, followed by another set of 9 squats and push ups, then 8, 7, 6, and so forth or until the person is comletely exhausted.

John told coach, "your mom goes to college", so he was asigned a platform party of 25!

by awesome pants poop June 29, 2009

Mini-Party

When the people are gone but the party must not stop. Sauvignon Blanc and You Tube. Bass. 90s emotional classics.

‘I went home for a mini-party’

by McSwindle February 3, 2023

party with diddy

Doing gay stuff for fame and money

They offered me $50 million, but I refused because I'd have to party with diddy.

by Stanley smucker March 2, 2024

Salad Party

Where one uses salad items to insert in to a girl or mans hole. Examples include courgettes, radishes, cucumbers or ultimately butternut squash.

Hey Leanne fancy a salad party tonight? After all it is your birthday

by Salad party Jew boy September 7, 2013

The Pretzels of the Party Mix

A boring person in a group of friends. Kinda needed in some respects, but never the center of attention. Conclusion: don't be this person.

God damn you, Joey, you're the pretzels of the party mix.

by SammySlimJim March 15, 2017

Boston Tea Party

The act of dipping ones scrotum in kerosine and lighting it on fire. Nutsack is then dragged against victims temple till the flame goes out.

Dude, lets give Sunny the Boston Tea Party tonight during poker!

by Kk5565 June 12, 2023