housecooling party

the last party you throw before moving to a new house in the same city

K-man: oh shit is that a new tattoo on your arm?
Mattie: nah it's just a temporary one from abbie's housecooling party last night
K-man: housecooling party?
Mattie: yeah I guess she's moving to a new house but not a new city so this was one last hurrah at the old place
K-man: hell yeah. you should get that tattoo fr btw

by solar powered sprig May 4, 2025

Alaskan house party

When you have or attend a get together with family and friends and expose someone with receipts in front of everyone for cheating or lying. Icing them out and putting them in the cold.

My sister and fiancé are cheating behind my back, Ima throw them and Alaskan House party this weekend.

by Ghosted96 May 5, 2025

Polish Peanut Butter Party

a anal sex session dedicated to shitty anal.

hey girl, how does a polish peanut butter party (PPBP) sound?

by shack.. May 8, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

Speed Limit Party

A small to medium sized social gathering where young adult Mormons get together to do bland, morally unambiguous activities such as Go Fish, crocheting, and (as the namesake suggests) driving the speed limit to the local soda jerk.

Katie invited me to hang out on Friday night, but it turned out to be a boring ass speed limit party. We made dirt cups and drank sparkling juice. I felt like I was in kindergarten again.

by Yoinky McSploinky May 14, 2025

Dog Party

A sex party where thousands of men get together to have sex with dogs (and each other). Typically takes place in a hotel like the Hyatt Regency in Burlingame, CA. These parties are typically kept in secret and very few people outside the parties know about it.

Basically a Diddy party with dogs.

Dog Party Member: Yeah, DOGS man, WOOOO!!!

Dog Party Member: Ain't no life better than this!!!

by ackerman_tyler May 17, 2025

Enron Party

The act of destroying documents en masse. The documents in question maybe corporate or personal. The actual destruction maybe legal or illegal. The destruction maybe done in a group or by one's self. The manner of destruction does not matter.

Derived from the Enron accounting scandal in which documents were destroyed, altered, or fabricated by or the behest of senior executives to hid the company's financial position.

I'm going through our old bank statements dear. Care to join me an Enron party to get rid of them?

by LSam May 22, 2025