A teacher's hoe is a variant of a teacher's pet, with their constant sucking up and tattling to the teachers and/or school authorities such as principals and school cops. They are often bullied severely and as a result, hide behind authorities to avoid bullying. Unlike the teacher's pet, a teacher's hoe has little academic success and aren't brainy, they only suck up to teachers to avoid being bullied. They often have disabilities, and this is a result of 1. The poor treatment of kids with disabilities and 2. A "run-to-teacher" attitude to bullying, where instead of standing up for yourself or fighting your bullies, these poor souls are taught to tattle to the teachers and to ignore the bullying, as a result becoming fully dependent on the teachers. They often become totally socially inept and institutionized in a way, and they can't socialise or function properly due to being pampered by teachers. They often hang out with teachers all the time and become the favorites of the teachers.
Jessica: Ain't that a shame, Ava is always hanging out at the teacher's office at lunch, probably because she doesn't wanna get beat up at lunch!
Lily: Shame what the system taught her, they didn't teach her how to defend herself, they brainwashed her and turned her into a teacher's hoe!
Lily: Shame what the system taught her, they didn't teach her how to defend herself, they brainwashed her and turned her into a teacher's hoe!
by Smurkio August 18, 2024
Get the teacher's hoemug. by Fuckalexdelena September 30, 2017
Get the Hoemug. When someone is clearly a thot, but you still want to appreciate how hot, badass, etc they are though.
A person who deserves praises, but there is still more to be desired
A person who deserves praises, but there is still more to be desired
by Cross/Ant October 9, 2020
Get the T-hoemug. great way to describe Joe Biden as when you type hoe in safari it literally comes up with a biography of Joe Biden
by erectsphincter223 January 30, 2021
Get the hoemug. by Indy April 23, 2016
Get the swag hoemug. A defense for criticism accusing one of being sloppy, unattractive, or unprepared. It suggests that the upcoming event or people in it are not worthy of the effort, or outcome is bought and paid for.
"Is that what you are wearing to Thanksgiving dinner? You know my grandma will be there. At least take a shower!"
"Whatever man, I don't dress up for hoes."
"Whatever man, I don't dress up for hoes."
by R. Lethe February 19, 2025
Get the Don't dress up for hoesmug. A girl who thinks it’s ok to lead in multiple people at one time. a hoe usually can’t make up there mind between people so they think it’s ok to have multiple boos.
by 1762839 October 4, 2018
Get the hoemug.