Fat asf but thinks he's not
Body fat percentage is 29%
Puts every game of 2k played on snap
Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team
Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games
Gets friendzoned by every girl
Thinks he has hoes
Doesn't let people eat his food In his household
Body fat percentage is 29%
Puts every game of 2k played on snap
Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team
Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games
Gets friendzoned by every girl
Thinks he has hoes
Doesn't let people eat his food In his household
by Fuck tenacious September 11, 2016
An obese girl that goes around the area and sits on old people for fun. She then takes them home and fucks their deceased bodies. She describes the old ladys have saggy tits and loose pussys. The old guys have loose skin hanging out of their dicks. She uses her 2cm silicon dildo on them all. Her inspo is jerferry dahmmer.
by meaty360 October 24, 2022
by thatsepic January 10, 2025
by car is a March 05, 2018
when one eats too much intentionally and then gets heart burn or feels bloated or throws up immediately afterward
something that girlfriends of fat guys everywhere have to put up with and there's no remedy to it because fat guys will not listen when it's in the heat of the moment with that beloved food item
something that girlfriends of fat guys everywhere have to put up with and there's no remedy to it because fat guys will not listen when it's in the heat of the moment with that beloved food item
"What's wrong with Mark?"
"Oh, he's just suffering from fat man's remorse."
"Baby, didn't I tell you you were going to have fat man's remorse? That's why you should've have stopped after the 8th piece of chicken!"
"This is the last time I'm experiencing your fat man's remorse. I'm just going to start withholding sex from you next time you want to eat those fried twinkies."
"Oh, he's just suffering from fat man's remorse."
"Baby, didn't I tell you you were going to have fat man's remorse? That's why you should've have stopped after the 8th piece of chicken!"
"This is the last time I'm experiencing your fat man's remorse. I'm just going to start withholding sex from you next time you want to eat those fried twinkies."
by randigirlfriend April 27, 2014
by Ms. Mccain March 20, 2017