inferno dick

An Inferno dick is someone who decides that their cock is required to be withing the vag of a fire crotch.
Person 1 -Hey Jim you hear about Daigle, he is a real Inferno dick now.

Person 2 -No way who'd he slam?
Person 1 -Sarah of course!
by Lukedaddydaig July 9, 2017
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Dick Rush

When a male stands up and realizes he has a massive erection that wasn't as prominent sitting down.
by AshMaster5000 March 9, 2023
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dick and shorty

Like Rick and Morty dick and Shorty is the alternative thing to say when you want to get out of a conversation that some cringe NPC is basing their entire existence of so you won’t have to deal with them.
Example: hey, did you ever watch rick and Morty? No have you ever watched dick and Shorty?
(The npc will notice you are not interested in their limited dialogue and leave you alone)
by ISTILLREMEMBERNAM69 August 22, 2023
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Dick Assley

The man that dickrolled us with his shit song Never Gonna Fuck You Up.
Dick Assley: Never Gonna Fuck You Up.
You: He just dickrolled us.
Me: I see.
by GregNelson29 September 7, 2023
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maple dicking

the act of covering a dick in maple syrup and licking it off
Jenny - did you hear that Maria is dating a Canadian?
Cindy - Yeah. I heard she even gave him a maple dicking
Jenny - No way!!
by crimsoncape August 31, 2015
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dick stamp

To press the still wet tip of a recently ejaculated penis against a body part of another individual.

Note: If ‘stamped’ three times in a row this is consider Express Post.
He dick stamped her ass right after he came.
by TheStamper December 13, 2018
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dick mule

1. A person that can handle multiple penises without being shaken.

2. A woman who has sex like she is getting paid.

3. A large woman whom tries really hard to please a man. Often she will accept uncomfortable positions and bizarre antics in stride. She treats the dick as though it is her only means of survival.
I love Jenny she is such a dick mule!

She's kinda ugly but MAN is she a dick mule.
by Drizzol October 12, 2010
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