Donk Dick

Donk Dick is 1 of the most common sexually transmitted infections (STIs) in the UK.

It's passed on through unprotected sex (sex without a condom) with a Donk Bird and is particularly common in sexually active Donk DJs and MCs.

If you live in England especially the North West, are under 25 and are sexually active, it's recommended that you get tested for Donk Dick after every Donk Bird encounter.

Errr lad, I shagged MGs ma the other night, she's a propa donk bird like.
Think I've caught Donk Dick IDK

by DJ Rome January 21, 2020

Anal Dicking

A man who puts his dick in an ass. People who have anal sex with or without a condom. A woman who enjoys cum in her ass. Women who suck dicks that were up an ass. Especially people who enjoy being in True Anal porn videos. These people are fucking dumbasses and deserve nothing.

Person: Did you hear that Dave has STDs?
Old Guy: Damn, maybe he was having anal sex. Stupid.
Person: Dave was anal dicking like a retard and so was his girlfriend.

by WordMaker1000 January 23, 2020

Multi-Dick

When a guy cums on a girl’s mouth, pussy, & ass all in one session.

I multi-dick my girl last night bro. She was loving it.

by Universe128 January 30, 2020

Dick-Meistro

When someone is very good with dicks

That man looks like a dick-meistro to me

by Dikmasta69 January 31, 2020

Chooch dick

Railing the lines with your boys and getting fached with the boys takes a turn... you can’t get your dick hard from all the chooch.

Did you fuck last night ?
Nah man i couldn’t get the unit up cuz i had chooch dick.

by Bhenny February 7, 2020

Dick Moshpit

When twenty men try to use a single urinal at one time

At a party last week, Nigel's toilet turned into a dick moshpit.

by fist.of.buddha February 8, 2020

luis's dick

Its a small hairy ball, almost like a meatball. Not many people find this kind of dick, and usually the people who have it only show it when they win a football match as way to show power.

Damm, I saw luis's dick yesterday and it really is a meatball.

by Old daddy mcnugget April 18, 2020