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Fart

A pass gas that comes from your ass! 🚶🏻💨
It’s considered rude & uncouth to fart when your out in public places
by tECHNOtODD August 12, 2021
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brain fart

Brain farts are creative thoughts that come up when a provocative question is posed but that you hold back because you're afraid of judgment.
Farts are natural, and suppressing them is unhealthy and stupid. Same with brain farts. There is no good or bad thought or idea.

A setting that encourages participants to release their brain farts invites healthy engagement without stakeholders judging their own thoughts too much on a subject matter.
Please feel free to release your brain farts in this group. No judgment.
by anononononymus April 21, 2021
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Chainsaw fart

A chainsaw fart is when your ass itches so bad you can’t get to the itch with your fingers so you have those chainsaw farts and the itch goes away in a jiffy.
“Oh man, my ass was itching so bad and when I had one of them chainsaw farts, it knocked the itch right out my ass!”
by w33dhead November 2, 2022
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Cosmic Fart

A fart which would start off the multiverse by creating multiple big bangs throughout space itself and If one happens it proceeds to break space time itself until it crashes the simulation without us knowing.
Friend: Hey, you notice the Cosmic fart either God ate nasty Taco Bell or Jesus did.

Friend 2: You nasty bitch stfu. You believe in the crap naw it’s all a simulati——-
by Crack Head May 23, 2020
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Para Fart

Back when you were in school you would be hiding in the bathroom playing on your phone, maybe crying because Connor broke up with you. All the sudden one of the Para’s (para educators) would bust open the door and run to the toilet. All the sudden it’s WW3, the toilet bowl echos with the sound of atomic farts from the ass of the woman who was just sitting next to you in class helping you with math.
This mf in the stall next to me is fighting for their life… I heard a para fart and now I smell Taco Bell.
by Traumatized Child January 29, 2022
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Bobbing for farts

The act of flatuating while your lower half of the body is submerged underwater and catching the air bubbles in your mouth as they pop at the surface.
Yeah cake farts are cool, but have you ever tried bobbing for farts? My Uncle Jeremy showed me this game at our annual fundraiser 'Pool Party for the Poor'. I recommend eating sauerkraut beforehand to build the natural gasses in your body and for best taste results.
by lenny potatochips October 30, 2019
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Leg fart

when you feel a fart, in your leg.
"i'm feeling like there's bumps in my leg"
"oh, a leg fart?"
"the hell's that"
by Sossololpipi November 7, 2020
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