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It’s muffin time

Muffin time is a thing that wants to die in asdfmovie
by Phu The Writer November 24, 2021
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Time fapping

The act of masturbating while having a lit explosive in the anus.
-"His asshole is really bloody today". -"Yeah, looks like he lost a time fapping sesh".
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Murphy's Time

The amount of time allocated to accommodate individuals who tend to experience unforeseen setbacks - as commonly refereed to in Murphy's Law.
We were going to be at the show at 7, but Murphy's Time have Amber and I running about an hour and a half late. We gotta get our lives together.
by Xyrenax October 16, 2025
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Who's choking on the splinters
Gary: My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!
by fuckfacemcidiot December 1, 2017
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To give the time of day

(idiomatic) To pay attention to, to acknowledge someone, to give someone respect.
you have to give the time of day to me for me to be able to explain this to you
by kk_a June 17, 2025
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