Keem My Stars

Just another way to say kms look at the first letters of each word.

Guy 1: My Minecraft account was hacked
Guy 2: Oh no! What are you gonna do?
Guy 1: Keem My Stars

by Iron aiden November 5, 2016

bite my ride

Fuck me in my ride. (Car, Truck, etc)

Do you want to bite my ride?

by Toxil Cord October 21, 2015

ripen my peach

Using exercise to firm and tone your ass so it resembles a ripe peach

I'm going to go to the gym tonight and ripen my peach.

by Lukard December 8, 2015

bury my boner

I need to bury my boner in a tight pussy.

I love to bury my boner in hot woman.

by Splinter disciple January 30, 2016

harshing my melon

When someone takes away from your high, or tries to be cool by fucking with you when you are buzzed. What happens when a straightedge brings down your elated feelings while high.

Dude, you're really harshing my melon.

by Dan The Melon March 7, 2016

slice my bread

Slice my bread a reference used when you and your friends (or if u have none and are by yourself) find a hot picture of a guy and they are extra fine and sharply looking. Mostly when they have a jawline sharper than a knife that you can not get over.

When saying this it usually refers to them slicing a loaf a bread with their jawline.... just kidding.

"OMG did you SEE that jawline it was on point."
" Yah, I KNOW SLICE MY BREAD LIKE SERIOUSLY."

by Legitimacy November 29, 2016

Spit On My Clit

An expletive often used in its abbreviated form, S.O.M.C. Used when you are flustered with someone and need to yell something derogatory.

Lance: The Bee movie is better than Toy Story.

Chris: Spit on my clit lance! Your opinion is invalid.

by Me. Meme machine December 14, 2016