cat

mine

Oh look, there's a cat. I want to take off its ears and fry them up till they're crispy. Then I'll eat them

by holyfuckthenamtiddieskilledme January 19, 2021

Cat

Something that sits in front of the computer screen while you are trying to work.

The cat jumped onto the table in front of the computer screen.

by Artsy Koala January 20, 2021

cat

The ugliest fucking creature on the planet! honestly, these little bull shit ugly creatures with there stupid retarded brain walk around messing everything up. Dogs were sent by God to be mans best friend, Cats were sent from the devil to destroy man kind.

my stupid ugly fucking dumb ass retarded CAT knocked over another fucking glass of my counter, Give it a few days and all send this furry shit to a Chinese restaurant!

by MurderBladesuyjh7 January 22, 2021

Cat

Hustler

Bucked at them cats before i started running

by DeeDee on some shit January 22, 2021

Cat

A fattass lazy animal that sits around all day doing nothing and barley apritiats the owner who has to constantly work four hours and hours to earn money too keep them ALIVE

dog owner: dogs are better than cats

cat owner: True

by bonjor misur January 23, 2021

Cat Boogers

When the beat drops right as one performs an interesting action, causing forceful ejaculation, like that of a cat sneezing.

Cat Boogers: Yo, my boy Jack lost his shit when he bottle flipped right on that tasty beat drop. He just cat boogered... everywhere

by Straight Outta Compton January 23, 2021

Cat

Amazing fluffy demons who rule the world by using humans as their puppets.

"cat"

by Zoria de butterfly January 26, 2021