Cat Distribution System

The system that gives out cats.

P1: Hey, there's so many cats following me around!
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.

by BehindTheSlaughter January 28, 2024

Cat fight

Kyle and Sky when a political opinion is shared

Memes and screenies is a constant cat fight

by squigglyparrot September 26, 2020

Cat cafe

A cafe or similar establishment where people pay to interact with cat housed in the premises.

My mom wouldn't let me adopt a kitten.but she said she pay for many trips to the cat cafe as I want

by TIMEFUSION2424 October 4, 2021

The Cat

A jerk that steals your food but is kinda cute tho so it’s ok

You: HEY THE CAT STOLE MY FOOD
Me: yeah but he cute

by Felt cute, might scream kachow November 7, 2019

Cat

Fluffy thing that is 90% liquid and can practically fit any where.

Joe: where is our cat fluffy?
Me: oh he is in the cheez-it box.

by Doofles the Boofles September 7, 2016

Cat

Another word for vagina

“Damn she got a fat-cat.”

by RealJew144 February 21, 2020

Cat

Just a lil kitty with red fur. Bubbly. Funny and sometimes clumsy .

Cat is funny!

by whatareyoulookingathm March 3, 2021