Red 2

The act of salad tossing while your lady friend is having that time of the month.

I was in deep waters last night during a red 2.

by TedDanzaIsNotTheBoss March 19, 2024

Red sus

If someone sees you vent and calls a meeting, you say red sus to deflict the conversation on a poor red dude. This also used In public lobbies in among us.

Red: I SAY CYAN VENT
Cyan: red sus
Orange: Red sus
Red was not the Imposter

by Justalonleygay69 December 31, 2020

Red Dragon

When your significant other misfires a romantic text and picture to you that was clearly meant for his mistress.

Jeff pulled a Red Dragon when he sent me that text and picture meant for his “other” girlfriend.

by Gigi Seagapo January 8, 2019

national run a red light

December 9th is when you get to run red lights all day and when you get pulled over just tell them it’s December 9th.

Guy: Why have you pulled me over officer

Officer: you just ran 69 red lights

Guy: It’s December 9th national run a red light day

*guy speeds off*

by Hyper103 August 20, 2021

Red Rangered

The act of two men having sex.

Jason just got red rangered.

by Gaudy11 January 17, 2009

Red Wings

These are similar to military jump wings earned to wear on your uniform but anyone can earn them by doing one of or both the following simple acts of bravery
1. Perform oral sex on a woman while she’s menstruating
2. Perform vaginal penetrative sex on a woman while she’s menstruating

Both are done with complete disregard for one’s own personal safety. These are selfless acts of courage all in the name of giving your woman the orgasms she wants, needs and deserves 365 days a year.

Bro, did you know Dan earned his red wings last night with Angela and didn’t realize it until he went into the bathroom to clean up?!

Girl, my man has both sets of red wings and performed with valor every time. Don’t be scared, let him earn them on you during shark week’

by NOVAchiveguy December 27, 2021

Red

A color

Red

by 7.d.three April 19, 2022