jack manifolds hair

jack has no hair not one fucking bit that man is balder than fucking queen lizzy oi oi. hes balder than my dad and his little mates (they are bald)

“have u seen jack manifold gurtrude”
“yes edwardton”
“opinions on jack manifolds hair”
“he has none LOL”
“manibald”
“oi edwardton we better get to pe we will be late innit”
“gurtrude imma skip i hate fucking pe whoever made pe can go fuck themselves fuck them little shit-bitch”
“agreed”

by homify / pissify April 28, 2022

Jack wamble

A very funny tv star who also tan a famous account on tiktok.

I saw jack Wamble on tv

by Yup6282 July 27, 2021

Jack

Jack is a guy who pretends to be straight to get closer to another men to be a faggot asshole with them.

Hey you see that guy over there he's a Jack stay away from him or he might rape you.

by DCYBER406 June 23, 2024

Jack

A guy who you love and hate at the same time. He will treat you like a queen then will leave you for someone else. He will be so in to
you one day then have no interest in you at all the next. He is so gorgeous and so perfect. But he also sucks and will break your heart. He is also gay for the homies. He also can be so dry at times. It obvious when he loses feelings. He is very sweet at times. I love him so much. I hate him.

Day 1: I love Jack

Day 2: I hate Jack

by Small pp parking August 5, 2022

Jack

Jack is a boy who comes from a lineage of island cowboys, and although he is not one himself, he can definitely make you hee haw your pants off all the way to hornet jail. Feeling down? The King of Puns, Jack, will never fail to make you laugh and brighten your day. Although he has a questionable model of mammalian and reptilian classification, Jack is super tech smart and beats Geek Squad any day of the week. Stranded somewhere unknown? Jack is an expert at both rating “tropicality” and identifying unique and exotic birds, so he will determine your exact location anywhere on the globe. Not to mention, he gives the best advice for any problem you may have. Still have questions about his character? Jack is a family man, awesome with kids, and stray animals love him. I know, it sounds too good to be true but it is. Everything about Jack is wonderful, but the cherry on top is his super sexy voice—It cures insomnia. If you are not lucky enough to live in the same time zone as Jack, he will sing you to sleep on the phone. He has a habit of reading out loud complete paragraphs but this is a plus since you get to hear his voice more. You’ll have the best long convos with Jack. Jack is a really great bestboy friend to have (:

Jack is worth more than a ton of pine nuts. I really like Jack ❤️

by NotEp September 3, 2021

Jack in the Box

A slut who has a beautiful, fuckable face but terrible body. You get a large box and cut a hole in the top and put a crank handle on the side of the box. Insert the slut into the box on her knees. Close the box. Crank the handle while humming the “Jack in the Box” tune. She slowly rises and pops her head out. You then commence to fucking her face.

Mike: Tom, check out that slut over there. I’d put a hurting on her.

Tom: Mike, really? Her body looks like a Sasquatch

Mike: Yeah but imagine her in a Jack in the Box.

Tom: oh yeah, I see what you mean

by Magnus Hammersmith April 29, 2024

Jacking

Jacking: Verb/Adjective; Slang in the North Mississippi/ West Tennessee area meaning when two or more people engage in fighting amongst each other. Adjective describing somebody as a great fighter.

What’s up mane, did you hear about lil Tommy and lil TJ jacking in the hallway foo?

Aye Bruh that mane Jalen a jacking ass nigga foo.

by YoMfConscience November 3, 2021