show me your resume

A phrase used to request a fist bump. Usually used among climbers. Originally used to show that the other person is safe to climb with.

"Yo Somani, show me your resume!"

by 5.15 is only the beginning February 9, 2010

dear girls above me

A website where a very poor guy posts hilarious, witty letters to the two stupid girls, whose comments he must listen to everyday, that live above him.

Dear girls above me,
"I'm telling you, I have Toxic Shock Syndrome!" What the hell is Toxic Shock Syndrome? Hold on, let me google-EWWWWWWW!

Dear girls above me,
"He's taking me out to some restraunt in Koreatown. Oh great, I hate sushi!" Maybe they can whip you up some korean food.

Dear girls above me,
"Screw you, Claire. The only reason you have more facebook friends than me, is because you accept everyone." Subtext: You're a whore.

Dear girls above me,
"Everyone's been honking and staring at me funny. Maybe I'm a part of a conspiracy?!" Ya, no way it's cause you're a crappy driver.

Dear girls above me,
"What age is socially acceptable for plastic surgery?" Didn't you get a nose-"And you know my nose job doesn't count." Well, okay.

Dear girls above me,
"Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest. Jerking off the field mice and giving lots of head!" We had very different childhoods.

by Shortlegz July 29, 2011

Pull a fast one on me

Attempt to scam, trick, or con someone without the person noticing. But Once the person being scamed finally realizes what's going on they acknowledge what just happened by saying

"they tried to pull a fast one on me" or

"Did you just try to pull a fast one on me"

This term can also be used if someone actually scamed you , tricked you ,robbed you etc. without you realizing it until after it happens

Example:
I was helping this guy out and he "pulled a fast one on me" He took all my money

(Girl #1) : My Co worker offered me 5.00 to take him home, so I gave him a ride...but he tried to "Pull a fast one on me "

(Girl #2): Why? what happened?

(Girl #1): He said he lost his five dollar bill

by Myke Nozam July 1, 2015

Link me up, Scotty

A phrase requesting to be given the hook up for a URL or website address. Based on a popular Star Trek phrase.

"Dude check out my website"
"Link me up, Scotty"

by Nobuyuki October 3, 2003

pissing me the fuck off

totally pissed off to the nth power; so angry that you are about to do slap someone in the face but need to express it verbally instead.

YOU ARE PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF WITH THAT BULL SHIT SOBSTORY!!

by finewoman September 21, 2013

can't tell me nothin'

A phrase that instantly refutes hating, unwarranted criticism, and other nonsense when said criticism is levied directly at its object, as opposed to through an intermediary. Made popular by the Kanye West song of the same name.

Playa': {Walks into club, solo, sporting black fedora and one-button blazer.}

Hater #1: Ayo, nigga, Usher want his hat back!

Hater #2: Yo, ur homiez shinin' up the Benz, gee?

Playa': Man, y'all can't tell me nothin'!!

by M.C. Escher January 15, 2008

You're killing me, Smalls

Line from the movie "The Sandlot," meant to show extreme frustration towards someone's ineptitude or clueless-ness, sometimes both.

"Last night's episode of American Gladiators was wicked?"
"What's American Gladiators?"
"You're killing me, Smalls!"

"Johnson, did you back up those files like I asked"
"Umm,no, sir. I forgot"
"You're killing me, Smalls!"

by Bill so chill October 14, 2008